Hello earthlings, Ashley here. Sometimes better known as Smash. I'm mostly NOT the girl your mother warned you about, just on occasion. (; I'm either trying too hard to be funny, or sitting in the corner being an overly shy weirdo.Whatever is in between is fuckery. I'm twenty years gay/lesbian/queer. Whatever label you would like to put on that. I graduated with the nerds degree (Computer Science-IT). I like gadgets. GOGOGADGET! Okay, bye.